Usually I wouldn't bother explaining accusations as I'm not one to give a flying fuck what people think about me, but the latest accusation I've received is so funny to me I just felt the need to speak up.
Recently I've found myself on the receiving end of the dreaded S word. No not socialist. The one that starts awesome and ends in disaster. Sexist!
To be fair, I can definitely see where the accusation comes from. I say some pretty reprehensible things about women. For instance, I wish some of my exes would choke on whatever dick they're currently sucking. But that isn't because they're women. It's because they're lying, cheating skanks who just happen to own vaginae*. I'd say the exact same thing if they were men. In fact I've often said I wish certain men would choke on massive cocks. Glenn Beck comes to mind.
The truth is I'm probably the least sexist person on the face of the planet because I truly think of all people as equal. I call myself a humanist. I used to call myself a feminist but then I realized that in itself is sexist because it shows favoritism of one gender over another. Its not just women who are persecuted and victimized.
As everyone is equal in my mind, they all get equal treatment. And unfortunately for feminists, that goes both ways. I'm just as willing to trash as praise anyone. I will crack on a woman without hesitation, just as I would a man. Equality can be a bitch, can't it?
That brings me to my problem with many "equality" seekers. Turns out, many, not all, aren't seeking equality at all.** They're seeking special treatment. Sure they claim they want to be treated equal but as soon as that treatment effect them negatively they turn right around and bitch about being a victim of some hate crime.
It just seems so ironic to me that so many fight so hard for equality and then turn right around and take a sweeter deal when being "different" becomes a benefit. Carlos Mencia said it best, which pains me to say like you wouldn't believe. To me you are equal. You can have all the special treatment you want. You can have all the gifts your differences will one day warrant you, but you have to admit your inferior for them.
Take your pick. Equality or special treatment and status. You can't have it both ways and then call someone else sexist.
*Firefox's spellchecker claims "vaginas" isn't a word. When I right click it "vaginae" pops up, and that seems pretty fucking scientific to me.
**Don't misunderstand. There are legitimate hate crime victims. In fact, most people claiming to be victimized really are. I am only speaking about my personal interactions with "equality" seekers.
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